Your Weekly Top Ten Had A Really Exhausting 2019 This Past Week
One (partial) week into 2019 and we think enough things have happened in 2019 to call it a year, right? We can go back to sleep until 2019 is over? No? Well fuck.
All right, it's your first top ten post of the new year. Shall we?
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
1. Some D-Bags Tried To Body Shame Connie Schultz. It Did Not Work.
Yay, good stories! Fucking crazy week, and 2019 is just beginning!
Oh, is there anything else?
Just more pics of the Wonkette toddler, that's all:
OK now this post is over.
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