Your Weekly Top Ten Has Vacation Pictures, To Show To Your Face!
We know what you are thinking. "When did you go on vacation? Didn't you spend like 10 days being boss of us, an experience from which we are still recovering?" Yes, that is true. But your editrix Rebecca and her fambly was on vacation during that time, and they have pictures to show you, like the one above! And the ones below!
But you can't see them unless you count down the top ten stories with us first. So we shall do that!
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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OK now you get more vacation pics:
Let's see ... anything else? NOPE.
OK this post is over now, goodbye.
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