Your Weekly Top Ten Is A 15-YEAR-OLD DOG NOW!
We are tired, so we don't want to talk about the news. We want to tell you about #dog, who is 15 years old this month. All Friday, she lied to us right through her dog teeth, trying desperately to convince us she had not been fed that day. She had been fed. But no, she was all up in our shit the whole day, and when we'd pay attention to her, she'd stare at the cabinet where the food lives, with this forlorn look on her face.
While wagging her tail.
Because she knew what she was doing. Our point is that our 15-year-old dog is doing pretty well.
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Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Those are good stories!
OK that is all, go with God, etc.
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