Your Weekly Top Ten Is A FOUR-YEAR-OLD GROWN WOMAN NOW!
Hey-o, another shitty week of shitty news, but there is reason to rejoice! Actually, two reasons! One is that the Wonkette Toddler is turning FOUR YEARS OLD on Tuesday. Is that not insane? Was it not just yesterday when the Wonkette toddler was a newborn baby, which happened shortly after the maternity leave Editrix Rebecca left for and may or may not be back from? No seriously, it was four years ago. Time flies when you're having fun or when your country is in the shithole because you have a shithole president.
Second reason to rejoice, but only if you are in or near New York, and it is that later today, yr Wonkette Robyn will be meeting you for a drinky thing! It's at three in the afternoon in the East Village! Click here for all the details on that.
OK anyway, this is your top ten post.
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Ready to count down the top stories? Yes, you are.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Hooray, those are very good stories!
Couple more pics for you:
OK that's all, go with God, etc.
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