Your Weekly Top Ten Is Dating Beto O'Rourke Now, Be Very Jealous
Hello, Wonkers! Yes, it is true, we are dating Beto O'Rourke now, but we are willing to share, because it seems that everybody is dating Beto O'Rourke now, ever since the Texas GOP decided to ZING him by showing everybody how he has always been gorgeous and he used to be in a band and sometimes he skateboards. He probably even had sex sometimes!
Poor Ted Cruz, that dude must be so stressed right now he's probably masturbating into empty soup cans even more than usual, ALLEGEDLY.
Anyway, shall we count down our top ten stories? We shall.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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OK now you get kid pics:
Let's see ... anything else? NOPE.
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