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We shall now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

1. Meet Trump idiot "Brad," who got humiliated on MSNBC when he tried to mansplain "economy" to the hosts, who are financial experts.

2. It sure is a shame Hillary Clinton never warned us about Donald Trump's basket of deplorable Nazi fuckwits.

3. Speaking of Nazis, did you see that shit where Trump took the side of the Nazis in Charlottesville, because at least they had a permit?

4. A Breitbart guy was triggered so hard by the current cover of Vogue, he fell over dead. But don't worry, he got better!

5. Trump's first statement on Charlottesville somehow was worse than Mike Huckabee's statement on Charlottesville.

6. Yay! Let's celebrate the 90th anniversary of Trump's dad Fred getting arrested at a Klan riot!

7. This one guy who went to that racist rally is really upset everybody thinks he's racist, just because he went to a racist rally.

8. Oh Christ, Would You Look At These Assholes? Our first post on Charlottesville.

9. A very special Deleted Comments, featuring only the worst shit people said last weekend during the Charlottesville mayhem.

10. And finally, OH GO FUCK YOURSELF with a tiki torch, Tucker Carlson!

So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!

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