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OK TO BE CLEAR, your Weekly Top Ten and the person who writes it (me) are not heading there, but did you hear the news that, after getting all brokeded down on the road in The Montana, the Wonkebago is in the shop, BUT your editrix and her fambly are still headed that way, in a Wonke-SUV, like common Yuppie-crats? IT'S TRUE. More details on their trip here!

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YOU CANNOT EVEN RIGHT NOW

Shall we now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé, ALLEGEDLY? Yes we shall!

1. Glenn Greenwald and Kellyanne Conway are gi-fucking-normous idiots this week, for the exact same reason.

2. Hahahaha, TRUMP PEE HOOKERS! TRUMP PEE HOOKERS!

3. Kellyanne Conway decided to be a REAL dick about that whole Meryl Streep thing, big effin' surprise.

4. FORGET ABOUT THE TRUMP PEE HOOKERS! TRUMP PEE HOOKERS! (Focus on the more important stuff in that dossier, like the treason stuff.)

5. OH NO IT IS LAST WEEK'S TOP TEN LIST, WORMHOLE, WORMHOLE!

6. Ivanka Trump is a contractor-stiffing A-hole, just like her dad.

7. Here's Shep Smith on Ye Olde Fox News, reading Trump for filth.

8. THE WHOLE UNIVERSE dared Trump to call Meryl Streep "over-rated," and he was like "OK I AM PATHETIC ENOUGH TO DO THAT."

9. Donald Trump and Arnold Schwarzenegger will see each other IN HELL.

10. And finally, guess the GOP is cool with Benghazi-styley attacks, as long as Hillary Clinton isn't holding office.

So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories, according to Beyoncé!

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Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the senior editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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