Hey Wonkers, know what we did today? (Today is "Saturday," of course, but we write this on "Friday," so this is a thing we did "Friday.") We made a special calendar to keep track of all the badass fun Democratic oversight hearings we are going to liveblog you! That's right, Wonkette will be your one-stop shop for coverage of all the Dem asskicking in hearings! Also we put things like "confirmation hearings for William Barr" on the calendar, because UGH, things like that are happening too. Those start Tuesday, so be ready for livebloggin'.

Anyway, this is your weekly top ten post, so you ready for that? Can you handle it? Yes, you can. Also, there are are no new pics of kids or dogs this week, because Wonkette kid was sick all week and we are too lazy to take pictures of our dog right now, shut up.

Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. A Sunday Compendium Of Things That Don't Suck

9. 10 Things Better To Watch Than Trump's Stupid Damn Racist Oval Office Address

8. President Good Brain At The Border Having Wall-Gasms About Wheels Again

7. A Quick Explainer On The New York Times's Paul Manafort Fuckup, Because It Seems Important

6. Gavin McInnes Thinks His Neighbors Are Stupid

5. This ONE WEIRD TRICK Could End Government Shutdowns For Good

4. Cussy Congresswoman Badass Making Chris Cillizza Cry :(

3. Badass Rep. Ayanna Pressley Murders Trump On House Floor, Secret Service Notified

2. Tick Tock Motherfuckers!

1. We Knew Trump Was Probably A Russian Intelligence Asset, But HOLY FUCK

There you go! Those are good stories!

Also, honorable mention, because this is our post and we want to, and it just missed the cut, is that CRAZY ASS thing about Leonardo da Vinci and the Russia investigation. Check it out if you haven't read it yet.

Anything else?

Nope BYE.

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Remember a few weeks ago when House Judiciary Committee Chair Jerry Nadler sent a very nice and loving request to 81 people and entities associated with Donald Trump, including the White House, asking to please FUCKING GIVE IT a million documents, in order to aid Judiciary's investigation into Trump's millions of crimes? Well, the deadline was Monday, and some folks are helping! Others are not!

According to Nadler, they've already gotten "tens of thousands" of documents, and all signs point to more document requests coming, to approximately one million more people. There have been some surprises, too. Steve Bannon is helping a LOT, turning over thousands of pages (which is perhaps too much if you've ever seen that episode of "The West Wing," where CJ Cregg talks about being so crazy over-compliant with Congress that they just snow down investigators with everything, including take-out menus and junk mail). Trump Inauguration weirdo/longtime associate Tom Barrack is helping, and Hope Hicks is also too gonna be a good little helper. And so on!

And some are asking for "friendly subpoenas," like for instance attorney Keith Davidson, who used to rep Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal, who's asking for that in order to "formalize the process," as Politico puts it. (Some people don't like being asked nicely.)

Still others are saying straight up NO, and some of them have better reasons than others. Roger Stone is pleading the Fifth on advice of counsel because, you know, he's in trouble with the law right now. Rick Gates says he can't really help, citing how he is still a cooperating witness who is very business hunting wabbits in multiple ongoing investigations. And Julian Assange said no, because (LOL) he is a journalist, you guys, and Congress shouldn't subpoena journalists about their sources. (Actually WikiLeaks is a cut-out for Russian intelligence. Which is kind of like "journalist," except not remotely.)

But the real story here is that the White House, in response to pretty much every document request it's gotten, is saying "FUCK OFF! WE ARE GOING TO DO THE WATERGATE THING! IT WORKED OUT VERY WELL, IN WATERGATE! FUCK IT, LET'S DO THE WATERGATE THING!"

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