Your Weekly Top Ten Is Still Looking For Michael Cohen's Boxes, WHAR BOXES?
Whew! Another fuckshow week! And we had the plague for over half of it!
But we just wanted to say that we at Wonkette, in honor of our top post of the week, and in solidarity with Louisiana GOP Cajun Congressidiot Clay Higgins, are still searching for Michael Cohen's boxes, because it is very confusing where they are (they are in his basement). Won't you join us in searching for Michael Cohen's boxes (they are in the corner of the basement, can't miss 'em!)? OK good. WHAR BOXES?
Shall we count down the top ten stories of the week? Yes, we shall.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
Those are good stories!
And now, here is a picture of Wonkette toddler in Denver, teaching her new friend to play chess, just after she taught her new friend all her Taylor Swift dance moves.
OK, that's all.
Go with God.
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