Rage, we tell you, RAGE. But we are processing our anger and we are going to make it productive and use it for VOTES in November, You do that too. Anyway, good morning!

Shall we count down our top ten stories of the whole wide week? We shall.

Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. Doppelgänger 2: The Rapin' Boogaloo

9. The 9,834 Times Beto O'Rourke Made Ted Cruz Look Like A Creepy Asshole

8. Deleted Emails: What Kind Of A Socialist Owns A Website, Anyway?

7. Arizona GOP Rep. Paul Gosar's Siblings Don't Want You To Vote For Their Terrible Brother

6. 6 Reasons Mel Gibson Should Go Away Forever

5. Can Brett Kavanaugh Still Plow Through Without America's Consent? LET'S TAKE BETS!

4. Is Dianne Feinstein 'Bout To Shove Lisa Murkowski Into A Locker, Or Is Everything Good?

3. Christine Blasey Ford Just Sciencing The Fuck Out Of This

2. New York Times Just Handed Trump Rod Rosenstein's Head On A Stick, So It Can Fuck Right Out Of Here

1. An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!

So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!

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