Your Weekly Top Ten Is Still Spitting White Hot RAGE
Rage, we tell you, RAGE. But we are processing our anger and we are going to make it productive and use it for VOTES in November, You do that too. Anyway, good morning!
Shall we count down our top ten stories of the whole wide week? We shall.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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Let's see ... anything else? NOPE.
OK this post is over now, goodbye.
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