Your Weekly Top Ten Sure Did Enjoy Trump Treason Week!
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OK, top ten!
Stories chosen by Beyoncé, as per usual:
1. Even Fox News Can't Make Finland Trump-Shits Smell Like Roses : (
2. Dickish Trump Is Even A Dick To That Nice Old Lady From The Crown
3. Where In The World Is Michael Avenatti? He Is In London Having Tea With The Queen!
5. WHAT THE HOLY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK WAS THAT TRUMP-PUTIN PRESS CONFERENCE?
6. Can We Talk About The Utter Sadness Of Breitbart's Melania Fashion Coverage?
7. Christian Lady Being A Dipshit Again
8. President Words-Stupid Sorry For Being Total Fuck-Up Just This One Time Ever
9. Deleted Comments: We Gave God The Banhammer
10. Strzok Out With Your Cock Out: The 5 Best Moments From Yesterday's Peter Strzok Shitshow
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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I agree with you. My fear is that we're going to end up with a boring, old-school hardass coach in the mold of Bradley or Arena, which US soccer seems to prefer. They went out of the box in hiring Klinsmann which initially I thought was a great idea. But it ended in disaster and my guess is that risk aversion will be the highest priority. We'll see. Thanks for the link. It confirmed what anyone who has been paying attention intuitively already knew.
I rate him quite high as a good coach. If we r ever going to compete well in CONCACAF etc we need to learn to play like the other teams
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/...I will try to find other links.