Wonkette Comment Of The Day: Balls Edition
What what? What's this? Comment of the Day is back? Yes, because Wonkette operative "chascates" sent us hardly any tips today. Enjoy it while it lasts, because we are disinclined to honor implied promises like "of the day" except when it suits us/we are bored.
Nonetheless! The competition was fierce.
Would it be Donner_Froh?
How about Doktor StrangeZoom?
SCREW YOU GUYS NO IT WOULD NOT BECAUSE THOSE ARE NOT ABOUT BALLS! Drumroll, please.
To what is today's winner replying? This:
Blowjob. The word is “blowjob.” And scores of Old Hollywood has apparently had their tumescent, swollen cocks in her mouth, and apparently she was GREAT at it, which is the first good thing about Nancy Reagan we have ever heard.
You win nothing but our hearts.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.