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And now, in case there were any question that it's a slow news week, our Facebook Comment of the Week, on our story about those Bigot Aryan Twins who are sick and tired of the Gay Agenda constantly having its way with them.

Alert Wonkette Operative Shawn Lane had this to say about the Bigot Twins (we have removed the asterisks from his original post, because this is Wonkette, not the Facebook!):

These two are so far in the closet they're sucking dick in Narnia

Congratulations on your win, Shawn! To collect your "prize" (either a luxury yacht with crew, or a set of terrifying Wonkette panties with teeth, whichever we choose entirely at random), please send a note to Rebecca at-sign wonkette dot com.

Our runner up this week is The Bidenator, who channeled the mind of Donald Trump thinking about what a hot baby his one-year old granddaughter was:

Wonderful. Did I mention that if Ivanka wasn't my daughter I'd, I'm not saying! Other people are saying this. Smart people. Very good people. The best. Very smart. They tell me these things and I believe it because they are terrific. terrific people. Very smart. If Ivanka wasn't my daughter I wouldn't have a grand child is what I'm saying. Beautiful. Classy. Elegant. She's so elegant.

Congratulations, Bidenator! You win Bragging Rights!

Also, here is an amusing gif of a very happy puppy:

Also, Corgis on a treadmill:

Go, corgis, go!


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'Bella" by Wonkette Operative 'IdiokraticSubpoenaKommissar'

Sunday already, which means a substantial portion of US America is preparing to be astonished/heartbroken/outraged by the series finale of that show with the dragons, while another portion is just going to stay off Twitter for three days because nothing will make any sense. Yr Dok Zoom tends to come very late to trendy things, so get ready for our own thoughts on the gamy thrones show sometime in about 2023, or never. But we'd be glad to tell you just how much we enjoy the brilliance and humanity of the Cartoon Network series "Steven Universe," which debuted in 2013 and we started bingeing on the Hulu last month, late again.

Hell, we still want to talk about that one Mrs Landingham episode of "The West Wing," which we first watched years after it aired (We finally bought our new used car yesterday, and know one thing: don't drive over to the White House to show it off to President Bartlet). We might even get around to reading Infinite Jest someday. We hear it has something to do with a superhero team and a guy named Thanos. So hey, let's talk about culture and missing out and patching together some knowledge of what's happening anyway.

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Roger Stone, his wife would like you to know, is broke. And he is not dealing with it well. Once in khaki suits, gee, he looked swell, full of that yankee-doodle-dee-dum, but now no one calls him Al anymore and he has to stand on a street corner singing "Brother Can You Spare A Dime?"

Yesterday, the conservative but also kind of Never Trumper site The Bulwark revealed the details of a grifty "fundraising" plea sent out by Stone's wife Nydia, begging supporters to give money to the Stones in order to help them keep up the lifestyle to which they have become accustomed.

It was titled "I am embarrassed to write this."

"Dear Friend," begins the missive. "My husband and I have an urgent new problem and we need your help. I told my husband I was going to write you, one of his most valued supporters. I am embarrassed to write this, but I must."

"Mrs. Roger Stone" tells a tale of woe: FBI agents swooping in on them at the crack of dawn to arrest her husband, a subsequent "fake news" feeding frenzy causing friends and fans to abandon the Stones.

"He laid off all our consultants, contractors and employees, and we have 'pulled in our belts' like so many Americans in 'tight times,'" she wrote, sounding for all the world like a plucky working-class patriot, not the wife of a man who made and lost his fortune lying in the service of power.

She should have been more embarrassed.

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