You're Empty and I'm Empty Too
* "Unfortunately, as a child and teenager, I took relatively little interest in how the world around me worked, and as a result, I was not instilled with an appreciation for holding pedantic stores of knowledge on semi-relevant subjects." [ who am i? why am i here? ]
* The terrorists are winning. [ DCist ]
* "I put my dick in the applesauce, but just once, to try it." [ Arjewtino ]
* Where the hell is Jeff Goldblum? [ Brightest Young Things ]
* "Did you know that old age kills more African-Americans than any
other ethnic group in DC?" [ why.i.hate.dc ]
* Konichiwa, bitches. [ Metroblogging DC ]