* "Unfortunately, as a child and teenager, I took relatively little interest in how the world around me worked, and as a result, I was not instilled with an appreciation for holding pedantic stores of knowledge on semi-relevant subjects." [who am i? why am i here?]

* The terrorists are winning. [DCist]

* "I put my dick in the applesauce, but just once, to try it." [Arjewtino]

* Where the hell is Jeff Goldblum? [Brightest Young Things]

* "Did you know that old age kills more African-Americans than any

other ethnic group in DC?" [why.i.hate.dc]

* Konichiwa, bitches. [Metroblogging DC]