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Zapruder Footage of Michael Jackson's Funeral

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America's firstblack president, 12-year-old space monster Michael Jackson, is still dead. But like most Americans, you are probably wondering, "Is he in the coffin at that vulgar Staples Center death show in Los Angeles, or is whatever's left of his body somewhere else?" TMZ just sent us this EXCLUSIVE photo showing ... we don't know, really. Some microbes? PROOF OF LIFE ON MARS? Yes, we think so. 7/7, never forget. [TMZ]

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