Zoellick Exploits the Panda Craze

Hoping to signal that he's a man of the people, Deputy Secretary of State Robert Zoellick decided to appear with a panda -- because he knows how much everyone in the District just adores cute, young pandas.

And yet, could a picture turn out any creepier?


Before the tips e-mail overflows, I know that little Communist panda isn't as cute as the Stick. So, as a compromise to keep you all happy, here's an oldie but goodie to tide you over until the new editors decide what to do about the obsession Ana has created.


Zoellick visits panda research center [AP]

U.S. Envoy Engages In Panda Diplomacy [The Washington Post]

Biography of Robert Zoellick [U.S. Department of State]


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