Wonkette

There’s not much that stops us for taking credit for things. We’re delighted to be responsible for the flowering of democracy in the Middle East, for instance; we also are to blame for all the blowjobs teens are giving each other these days. But we refuse to try to All-About-Eve the First Lady. Michelle Malkin claims that Laura Bush’s WHC Dinner speech was “WONKETTE-IZED.” We say, “The twins don’t get it from their dad.” He’s the one in bed by 9, remember? She’s the smoker with a ruthless break-up method whose current public relations campaign keeps her in close contact with, ahem, gangbangers. Who would you rather party with?THE WONKETTE-IZATION OF LAURA BUSH [MichelleMalkin.com]