Wonkette

• D.C. totally walking away with Gridskipper’s “Least Sexiest City” poll. You’d think we’d get something out of the Washingtonienne book. [Gridskipper]• Dennis Kucinich, sexy bachelor no more. Sexy married guy! [AP]

• Gutfeld on “how to respond to terror in a totally cool and nonjudgmental way!” [HuffPo]

• Conversation stopper: “Just to be clear, is being ‘left’ an automatic disqualifier for this most thorny of contemporary subjects, or will any combination of ‘dumb,’ ‘left,’ and ‘conspiratorial’ do?” [JamesWolcott.com]