Metro Section: Seriously, Congrats You Guys

• “Getting Started: What Button Do I Push?” The mayor blogs. [DC.gov]
• Dan Snyder wants roller coasters. [WSJ]
• DC DMV treats language as well as it does customers: Agency facilities present “a crisis of crisis proportions for the DMV.” [WT]
• Where the wonks gather. [WP]
• Washington loses another hot-for-DC bachelor: ABC’s Jake Tapper to get hitched to Jen Brown. Who says the Iowa caucuses were pointless? [Philly.com]