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In an interview, Mike Brown explained his inability to cope with the Katrina disaster to the Times as being a result of the storm. Apparently, no one could have predicted, well, anything. “Until you have been there,” he said, “you don’t realize it is the middle of a hurricane.” Also, until he pulled it out, he didn’t realize his thumb was up his ass.Ex-FEMA Chief Tells of Frustration and Chaos [NYT]