Remainders: Jon, Judy, Lou, and the Nipple Clamps They Rode in On

• Maybe it was her sexy nipple clamps that made Kay Bailey Hutchison forget all about blowjobs.
• Gawker breaks down the Weekend of Judy. Friday: Keller puts heart on sleeve, Judy in bulls’ eye. Saturday: The redhead goes wild. Sunday: Judy fights back.
• Mike Brown memorialized as a ringtone.
• Did you know you could watch every “Colbert Report” for free on the interweb? Yes, you can. Tonight’s show will be a gravitas barn burner: Lou Dobbs! Tell us how you feel about immigration, Lou.
• Jon Stewart doesn’t have an email address. So who’s been reading all the porn I send?