Wonkette

• The tragedy of the panda: Butterstick cannot melt his own father’s heart. [DCist]
• MoDo’s thesis crushed by one brave Washingtonian: “I don’t fear you because you are smart and beautiful.” [Craigslist]
• Local news goes undercover… under cover of a female reporter’s shirt. “Are you walking around with the wrong bra?” (NOTE: A recent trip to Nordstroms did reveal we were “walking around in the wrong bra.” Life-changing.) [WMAL]
• Wanna take some pictures at National? Best wear your fanny pack. No non-tourists allowed. [Washington Oculus]