Metro Section: Burbs Edition

• Hipster pastor in People’s Republic of Arlington won’t wed breeders anymore in protest against gay marriage ban: Everyone gets “commitment ceremony.” Republicans sputter: “It’s a terrible message to send to our youth.” [WP]
• Butterstick debut: B-minus 22 days. [AP]
• Free booze at midnight! Don’t wear white to a Beaujolais party and other hints. [DCist]
• “I Want to Fuck a Powerful Congressional Staffer” Oxymoron much? [Craigslist]
• Alexandria’s Parent’s Television Council responsible for 23,542 out of 23,547 (all but five) FCC indecency complaints in one one-month period. [B&C]