Remainders: War on Christmas to Jump Shark Soon

• Embedded journalists on the War on Christmas. [Mr. Sun]
• The NYT confuses the black people, even though one of them is NOT wearing a bow tie. [Gawker]
• Why is that purple fingers seem so… dirty? [GNN, TMFTML]
• Focus on the Family on how sending a man shopping makes him gay: “Noodles are replaced by artichoke hearts, milk exchanged for broccolini, the sought-after turkey traded for a single hairy coconut.” [G.p]
• War on Christmas train wreck on CNN. It ends with how the Nazis ALSO banned Christmas! [Political Teen]