Metro Section: Encendedor! Edition

•Talk about the law of unintended consequences! If it weren’t for the protestors, no one would have any idea that people are still producing The Vagina Monologues. [Washington Post]
•Take an English word that refers to any commonplace item, translate it into Spanish, and voila: awesome indie-rock band name. [Pygmalion In A Blanket]
•At long last, some grammar lessons we can get behind. [Craigslist]
•Uhm…look. I don’t care what the polls say. I ain’t gonna cuddle with him. [Washington Post]