A Bleg for Mr. Abramoff

This weekend, we received a plaintive email from a dear friend of ours, which we’ve excerpted, below:

Subject: Confidential and Urgent
Date: Sun, 12 Mar 2006 20:00:40

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• abramoffukah, 
• jack abramoff, 
• pandas, 
• self-loathing