Wonkette

wonkette: sarah jessica parker’s exec producing a sitcom about jessica cutler. seriously, i need something to say beyond “jesus fucking christ i hate america”
operative: i think that works
operative: hey, if it keeps her off the streets….
wonkette: obviously, i just wanted someone else to share my pain
operative: also: America needs to know that lobbyists are not, in fact, the lowest form of Washington life
wonkette: clearly. if they were, there would be sitcoms about them.
operative: also: as if flyover country needed more proof that DC is an amoral wasteland
operative: wait til the tourism board hears about this? heeelllllo, cherry pie, indeed!
operative: SHE GOT A BLENDER
operative: not even A REAL HOOKER
operative: BLENDER
operative: the mind boggles what she’d do for a viking range
wonkette: it certainly doesn’t help the whole dc inferiority complex. our most famous whores make out like runners-up on game shows
operative: most famous whores wear fedoras to their indictment
operative: omg
operative: the ABRAMOFF-CUTLER show!
operative: so best
wonkette: !!!
operative: i would totally watch that
wonkette: sharing an apartment, natch. accidental pda switch leads to HILARIOUS MIX-UPS
operative: doing coke together, talking about body image issues
wonkette: clearly a dharma and greg for the post 9/11 worldD.C. skein gets HBO vote [Variety]