Our friends Down Under bring us this news dispatch:
An outbreak of deadly bird flu in Israel is God’s punishment for calls in election ads to legalise gay marriages, according to Rabbi David Basri, a prominent sage preaching Kabbalah or Jewish mysticism.
“The Bible says that God punishes depravity first through plagues against animals and then in people,” Rabbi Basri said in a religious edict quoted by his son.
Madonna was unavailable for comment (but her back-up dancers were plenty pissed).
Why Not? [Where the Dolphins Play]
Bird Flu God’s Wrath: Rabbi [News.com.au]
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