Wonkette

* Dick showed up just on time, was booed, and bounced one to the plate. They must have a script for this. Oh and a game too. Nats got killed, in case you hadn’t heard. [Ball Wonk]* Why oh why!?! We are so totally nice, really nice. [Anacostia Diaries]

* Kids today have it all wrong. Guys! You’re supposed to be getting stoned, not stoning. [DCist]