You guys got your famous-for-DC minor media figure stalking booklets handy? Good. Let’s begin.
The date you all have been anticipating since the final outs of last season is now official: the [Metropolitan Media Softball League]‘s 16th season begins April 22 with the playoffs set for July 22-23 at the spectacular Cabin John Regional Park.
You know what that means, kids! Drinking outdoors with David Ignatius! Fuck yeah!
Fun fact: The Washington Times had the best record last year. Which seems unlikely until you remember that Tony Blankley “disappeared” a number of the other teams more athletic players.
Look for plenty more coverage once the season begins.
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