Wonkette

* Newark, New Jersey, edges out D.C. for title of “American City Most Resembling a Demoliton Derby.” [AP ]* How D.C. didn’t get top billing is still a mystery, considering the amount of racist, Linux-loving Buddhist cabbies out on the streets. [Washington Canard]

* A Madame Tussauds wax museum may open in D.C. Waxy-faced celebs can currently be spotted a Café Milano any night of the week. [WT]

* KAC teaches the WaPo’s “nightlife amateurs” a thing or two about their beat. [Ask KAC]