Wonkette

* The hottest party in the country starts tonight in Hell, Michigan. All you hexakosioihexekontahexaphobes better be tucked in before midnight. [AP]* The Bush plan for border security: See no evil. [Got Detroit ]

* To come out against Hillary in Wisconsin, do it in the language of the people: polka. [You Tube via Yes Rick]

* Ken Mehlman just finished the CliffsNotes to 1984, and now he’s full of ideas. [Politics of Prudence]

* It’s okay to disbelieve the Bush-Condi rumor; the imagery is too much to take. [Logged Hours]

* One of Stephen Colbert’s personalities gave a commencement speech this weekend; guess which one? [Knox College]