Wonkette

* If the DCPD doesn’t train officers in revenue acquisition, how can they pick up off-duty Mafia extortion gigs? [Rock Creek Rambler]* Yoga studios: indoctrination facilities for gentrifiers. [Frozen Tropics]

* A pride weekend spent with your straight friends from the internet - there’s always next year. [vividblurry]

* So you wanna work for the government, huh? Better put down the crack pipe. [craigslist]