Wonkette

* Iraq security briefings headed for the president’s desk must have a shirtless grinning picture of Fabio on the cover. [Corporate Casual]* The Alabama Supreme Court: where the law changes with the bowel movements of the Justices. Oh, and Jesus. [Drink at Work]

* Internet rants about Ann Coulter just bury her deeper and deeper under a big pile of — money. [Galleycat]

* Tonight’s Main Event: Dan “Copyright Crusader” Glickman vs. John Perry “It’s the Music, Maaan” Barlow. The winner of this steel cage match will face the teenage tag team known only as “Electronic Hezbollah.” [BBC]