Wonkette

* As your attorney, Ben Bernanke commends your thrifty ways, and wants to know where you put the goddamn mescaline. [Love and Haterade]* Menu Pages has launched in DC — it’s like what the delivery guy drops on the floor of your building, but useful. [Menu Pages DC]

* Feeling violent urges? Here’s who to take them out on. [Human Events]

* The AFI SILVERDOCS film festival has all the documentaries not made by presidential candidates. [DCist]