So The Man Who Won’t Be President (TMWWBP) wants to tell his side of the macaca story, and what better way to reach out to the the Internet’s aghast citizenry than a blog? It’s good to see that the tradition of starting fake blogs for public figures continues apace:
Promising Poll Numbers
My fellow Virginians, check out these poll numbers:
That pie chart says that only 56% of you are aware of the comments I made to my opponent’s Indian volunteer.
And this one says that only 2/3 of those familiar my comments think they were inappropriate. And what’s two-thirds of 56%?
Thirty-seven point five percent. My friends, that’s a minority opinion. It’s a them opinion. I encourage the remaining 62.5% of you to put this little blip behind you and return a proud American with real American values to the U.S. Senate.
Yours in confederacy,
George Felix Allen
[Crickets chirping]
OK, it’s a work in progress. But this had better get funnier, or we’re deleting this post.
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