Wonkette

• Reliable Source: Minus Angie Harmon, Jason Sehorn, Andre 3000, Bo Derek, “celebrities” attending GOP convention don’t qualify for boldface. . . Man escorted from Bush rally for wearing KE04 shirt inside out. . . 1,600 extras sought in D.C. [WP]
• Inside the Beltway: Political-sensitivity quotient index at new high. [WT]
• Inside Politics: Kerry relates to Huck Finn, Tom Sawyer, favors Dylan’s “Lay Lady Lay” and Rolling Stones tunes. . . . KE04 confuses Kerry’s record with Bob Kerry’s. [WT]
• Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown: Bush twins express interest in attending gay marriage of their eyebrow waxer. . . Former Kerry lover: “All I can tell you is that John is 100% male.” [NYDN, NYDN]
• Rush & Molloy: Sharpton spotted dancing with Black Eyed Peas. [NYDN]
• Page Six: Sarah Jessica Parker has her son calling Kerry the president. [NYP]