Rumors On The Internets: In Our Wettest Dreams, There Are Only Six Political Blogs

* Fun-hating media watchdogs want you to get election results from ticker tape machines. [Political Insider]
* If any judicial nominees go to a gay wedding, Sam Brownback wants it to be his. [The Angry Fag]
* Bill O’Reilly discovers secret DNC plot to smear Fox News. [Johnny Dollar's Place]
* Weekly Democratic communications meetings to focus on football and the weather now that Lieberman’s leaktastic flack is sitting in. [Potomac Flacks]
* No calls yet for phased troop withdrawal in the War on Christmas. [MoJo Blog]
* Reporters refuse to turnover sources to the Government unless given a 50 lbs. bag of Funions. [Romenesko]
* It’s hard to meet leftist chicks without being sooo into some radical activity. [Manifest Density]