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Tom Vilsack (Pete Vilsack? Ted? We’re pretty sure it’s one syllable) announced his candidacy for President today. Wow! This is big news, even though he already did it a couple weeks ago. And Joe Biden did too, about three times, but no one gives a shit about Joe Biden. Anyway, Vilsack has signs now, so he’s legit. Also, a theme song:

Just after 10 o’clcok [sic] Thursday morning, Vilsack and his family entered a Mount Pleasant gymnasium as the local high school band played a song titled “The Final Countdown,” by Europe.

They left out the part where he entered the gym on a Segway, but other than that, good color.

Also, Vilsack’s got a bitchin’ logo — and it looks like other things (copyright SPY MAGAZINE). Check it out, after the jump!

Vilsack vows to bring “bold change” if elected president [RadioIowa]

So Vilsack’s campaign promises to be a surreal, nightmarish, conspiracy-fueled violent insurrection involving aliens. Much like the Katherine Harris campaign!