Rumors On The Internets: Saddam’s Apple

* Fresh Saddam Hussein execution video is head and shoulders above the rest. [The Jawa Report]
* DEA agents watch Training Day like it was a training video. [Talk Left]
* The New Republic is either stealing headlines from Comedy Central or just making up shit like they do. [Comedy Central Insider]
* Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to be a Zenataur. [Washington Whispers]
* Lisa Simpson does what Al Gore never could: be concise. [C&L]
* Barack Obama has begun preparations for 2008′s swimsuit competition. [Hotline on Call]
* Dick Cheney pulled his guns out of the ground, figures he can use them some more. [AP]