The Marines at Quantico are fighting a savage war against terrorist garage-door openers in Prince William County, the Post reports today. By blasting the area around the base with powerful signals, the Marines have successfully kept old people homebound — with the garage doors unable to open, it’s only a matter of time before the elderly all starve to death.
The reason, as usual, is 9/11. After the terrorisms, the military took back a whole chunk of radio spectrum that had been used by garage-door-opener manufacturers. It’s happening across the country and even in Canada, where secret American spy facilities blast the hapless northerners with mind rays.
Near Quantico, A Click, but Garage Door Doesn’t Budge [Washington Post]
Garage door chaos is Pentagon’s fault [Sploid]
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Is this a real happening. There has been an outbreak of thieves using universal garage door openers to break into people’s homes.
Wow, this sounds fishy.
http://www.4garage-doors.com
So I never heard if this was the truth or not.
New Jersey General Contractor
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