In a dramatic race to out-sell-out each other, Britain and Iran are frantically converting the Captured Sailor Melodrama into as many products as possible.
Iran has announced a keepsake book and DVD showing the exciting yet dignified arrest and detainment of the sexy sailors, while the British Ministry of Defense has allowed the former captives to sell their tales to the highest bidder. The world can expect competing franchises of hot U.K./Iran military prison action, sort of like when competing James Bond movies (featuring Roger Moore and Sean Connery) were released in 1983.
Iran plans book, CD on Britons’ detention [CNN]
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