* Reliable Source: The Smithsonian wants Christopher Reeves’ wheelchair… Best lede in Reliable Source history: “What started as a heartwarming Easter tale of federal employees interacting with urban wildlife has devolved into a grotesque and tragic nightmare.” [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: GWU students are not happy about their commencement this year… Army Chief of Staff Peter Schoomaker: Not dead… Navy SEALs continue to occupy the Mall. [Examiner]
* The Sleuth: Who better to defend Don Imus against charges of racism and sexism than Matt Mackowiak, former flack for racist and sexist ex-Senator Conrad Burns? [WP]
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