Hey everybody, did you hear that America is just like Ancient Rome before the tragic collapse of that civilization when the ruling class and corporate elite fled to the Orient? A shocking new book gives all sorts of examples:
* There is so much “social decadence.” Just look at the 140 million teen-aged whores on MySpace, or that celebrity heiress who fucks horses on YouTube.
* Hey wait, where did all of our military guys go? OH NOEZ!!!1!
* Who are all these non-Americans taking over our cities? Oh shit, they are Germans dressed in animal skins, and speaking Spanglish.
* Our leaders just sat around laughing while New Orleans was deliberately destroyed and all the black people were drowned, just like in Pompeii.
* When Rome finally fell, the entire public sector had been transferred to contractors and all political action required a legal bribe called a suffragium.
* “Jack Abramoff” means “Halliburton” in Latin.
The Sack of Washington [Vanity Fair]
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