One Toke

* Heard on the Hill: House barbershop needs a new, less risque calendar… Congressional softball team the “One-Hitters” prove marijuana is a performance enhancing drug… Christopher Carney is up in the club with his homies… Mike McNulty finally makes a name for himself… Rep. Patrick Kennedy still on the wagon and, for that matter, the bike… C-SPAN’s Brian Lamb gets testy with a caller. [Roll Call]
* Yeas and Nays: Gen. James Conway reminds Marines of the dress code… Bo Derek has a way of convincing House members… Charity event weeds out the uglies… Becks possibly partying at K Street restaurant Lima. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: When it comes to change, the government is getting nickeled and dimed. [Politico]
* The Sleuth: Jeri Thompson fulfills fantasies by playing pizza delivery guy… Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. defends himself against allegations that he wasn’t picking on someone his own size. [WP]
* Page Six: Ted Koppel is cutting his losses. [NYP]
* Washington Whispers: Rep. George Miller gets turned on to technology… Chelsea Clinton a Potter fan… The Prince of Darkness will never retire… Dem. presidential candidates to hold a reunion at Little Rock’s Central High… Rep. Tom Cole opens a file on Rahm Emanuel… While the Congress is away, President Bush will pick new federal judges… John McCain can’t even get his fans to support him. [USN&WR]