Rock Steady

* Reliable Source: B. Smith’s Rahman “Rock” Harper finds himself in the final two on Hell’s Kitchen… Caroline Giuliani expresses her teen angst by joining Barack Obama Facebook groups. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: New HBO docudrama “Recount” enlists “Austin Powers” director… Question-marked infomercial pioneer Matthew Lesko to hold a three day “Leskothon” outside U.S. Capitol. [Examiner]
* Shenanigans: John Kerry and Laura Ingraham are one step away from riding a bicycle built for two… Newt Gingrich to speak at National Press Club today… At this point, where won’t you see Dave Chapelle?… Jeri Thomspon: stupid or evil/crazy. Take your pick. [Politico]
* The Sleuth: Jeri Kehn Alvey sounds a lot less like a first lady. [WP]
* Page Six: Celebrities split between Hillary and Barack. [NYP]