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John Walnuts! McCain knows that if you really want to impress today’s jaded youth, it’s best to call them names and threaten to send them off to Iraq:

“Thanks for the question, you little jerk,” McCain joked back to one student who asked the 71-year-old about his age. “You’re drafted.”

Hilarious! Oh, Walnuts, forget the Youtubes and the Myspaces, the best way to alienate teens is right to their adorable, shiny faces! [AP]