The man pictured, a Mobile, Alabama Circuit Judge, “is accused of periodically removing prisoners from Mobile County Metro Jail and spanking them in a room at the courthouse.” With a paddle. The NAACP is defending him, but it’s surely only a matter of time before we find out he works for Giuliani or something. UPDATE: Well he’s pictured if you click on the top tag there. We’d fix it but Wonkette runs on software built by a trained seal and hosted on an Amiga somewhere in Hungary and we don’t know how anything works. [WKRG]