Today, gay bathroom menace Larry Craig is trying to file legal papers of some kind in Minneapolis to “reverse his guilty plea.” Why? Because while Craig admits he went through the whole closeted-gay code/charade to get some bathroom cock, he didn’t actually get any, because he got arrested by an undercover cop. Seriously, this is his defense. GOP hero Larry Craig has truly taken Republican Values to a whole new level, applying the utterly amoral legal hijinx of Dick Cheney’s lawyers to the realm of cruisy toilets.
Craig To Seek A Reversal Of His Guilty Plea Today [Politico/CBS]
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