Wonkette

* After seven years of relentless fuckups, the Pentagon isn’t at all hesitant to follow though on any of its terrible ideas. [Raw Story]
* Dennis Kucinich is a secret Syrian agent. [Hot Air]
* PPetraeus wrote his own testimony, except for all the parts the White House wrote. [Think Progress]
* Breathless liveblogging of the most predictable non-event since John Kerry. [Michelle Malkin]
* Polls can be used to accurately predict the outcome of an election years ahead of time. [Liberal Avenger]
* If Fred Thompson actually wins the Republican nomination, we don’t know. We just don’t know what we say about that. [Political Wire]
* Chuck Hagel is haunted. [Election Central]